White People

have you heard or heard of that song "tequila makes her clothes fall off"

7:52pmKaia

not yet??

7:52pmKimberly

well it's a stupid country song

and i was just thinking about it today.. don't ask why

and if some chump is going to get rich off of that stupid fucking line, im going to write a song that says "whiskey makes his dick limp"

7:54pmKaia

hahahahaha

7:55pmKimberly

that's it

thanks for playing party to my diatribe

Cats and Bikes and Rats and Rats and Rats for Candy

Can't be mad at a weekend where I acquired a full adult banana suit, went to a wedding, made some huge steps in creating my revolutionary rad fem community, woke up naked everyday and committed some serious acts of social and linguistic terrorism. 

I can't be mad, but my body is sure bummed the fuck out. It's a shame I cannot choose the synapses and thought patterns that get obliterated when I take my drinking seriously. Otherwise, the whole idea of re-booting my emotional and intellectual computer via booze would be trademarked by now. 

I'ma go mainline some gatorade and get back in to functional adult mode. 

And continue my program of single white female-ing every good looking gentleman and lady in this town. 

Good talk.